Last Warning
This is your last warning!
If you continue to ignore me,
If you continue to show no interest
In learning my name
If you have not spoken some sort of phrase
to me by the end of next week, I will
stop dreaming about you.
The fabulous Canadian novel being
Formulated in my head of which you are
the central character will be terminated!
I've given you ample, fair, silent warning.
I await your action.