[ChicletPrime]

...and then promptly fall into depression for the next week...

awww
/warm blanket over your shoulders
/hot chocolate
/mini marshmellow sprinkles?

it's okay Fish Bride, the summer will be upon us soon enough and we'll be swimming in vitamin D.

At some point, youtube videos put on 2x speed will have to be employed, I'm sure.

bite your tongue! I WOULD NEVER.