[ChicletPrime]

So, like, hi, hypothetical new member.  I have no idea how you got here and maybe its best for everyone that you keep that knowledge to yourself. But somehow you found this place, realized there wasn't a registration link to sign up and now you're thinking... what next.

• All board registrations must be approved by the admin. That's me, Chiclet. Due to the sheer amount of spam accounts trying to log in here, I've turned the whole system off. Since this is an incredibly tiny forum, if you want in for any reason I am going to need you to gird up and email me a request for an account.
  
• Please send a pleading request to my email at chiclet dot squared at gmail dot com with the username you'd like to register with. I will assign you a log in password and email that back to you once I set your account up. After that, please change your password to something only you will know.
  
• Once approved, you will be jammed into a user status called Probation. The only thing(s) you can do with this tag on you is post in this forum (Bits & Stuff). 
  
• If however you are an actual real person who would like to talk somewhere other than in this introductory thread, then feel free to introduce yourself on a new thread here or reply to this one (or sacrifice something as a blood soaked offering, we're cool like that) and you will be upgraded into Basic Real Person status, which on this forum I believe I've set to "Recruit" status. The other forums and threads will then be open to you.
  
• Note that your status title is tied to your post count and is an ongoing series of upgrades that will eventually resolve when you finally kill God. I know we're all looking forward to that. 
  
• I, as administrator, am not allowed to kill God (conflict of interest). So I get my own custom title which varies every now and again depending on how operatic I feel. 
  
• I think that about covers it.