[Coldsaturn]

Link (just for reference, but I'm sure you'll get the card in a second or two lol) 

The lands were indeed wet, Colonel! 

what the fuck

[ChicletPrime]

i am working on it! sort of. i mean, yes, Super Soon Now but i am taking a break from all things LaDS for a couple of hours to wander around Soulframe, check some social media and maybe peek at my bank account just to make sure i haven't set myself up for A Problem later on.

[Coldsaturn]

Colonel Xia will wait for you with open arms and legs. You missed him and you manifested him, this whole multibanner+secret time is for you <3

[Coldsaturn]

Adding a youtube comment about the CN version of this card because Caleb really is a whole other beast in there 

"No one's gonna talk about the pun here? "I guess you already failed in that regard" sounds the same as "It seems that you are already wet" in CN and I'm 100% sure they did this on purpose lol. I wasn't reading the text when I listened to this card the first time and I literally jumped up when I heard this line?"

[ChicletPrime]

o.0

(we are SO getting robbed) (every wet inch it is!)

(gosh i love it when you bring back the juicy tidbits from the wide internet highway - i love coming here and tripping over the roadkill you've left in the middle of the forum)

[Coldsaturn]

Apparently there's also another part in the audio where MC is angsty about his Colonel persona and he's not only basically going "I'm the colonel AND I'm your gege, deal with it" (in EN he only says with "who's your colonel?" which is very hot but still) but he also taunts MC while they're in the middle of it because she complains that he's hurting her and he's like "Hm? You say you don't like it and yet you're like this" fully implying that she's visibly enjoying herself and he can visibly confirm that.

We're really just left making up fanfictions in EN while the CN side gives players a full buffet. I need to get back to my very limited A2 in Chinese and lock in, this cannot continue.