[ChicletPrime]

So, like, hi, hypothetical new member.  I have no idea how you got here and maybe its best for everyone that you keep that knowledge to yourself. But somehow you found this place, hit the registration button and now you're thinking... what next.

• All board registrations must be approved by the admin. That's me, Chiclet. Your registration will sit in my admin console until I see it and approve it. I try and check every day but hey, life's a beach sometimes.
  
• If your registration looks like a bot or spam, you will be deleted and it will be like you never existed. If your user name and email look vaguely legit, I will approve you just to see what happens. If you are in fact a real person that got deleted because you looked like a non-real person, feel free to try again with a better login name or something. I know you can think of something that doesn't need '69 appended on it.
  
• Once approved, you will be jammed into a user status called Probation. The only thing(s) you can do with this tag on you is post in this forum (Bits & Stuff). If you are a bot that somehow managed to look like a real person, you will do no harm here other than be annoying. I will delete you the next time I log in. See previous: beach.
  
• If however you are an actual real person who would like to talk somewhere other than in this introductory thread, then feel free to introduce yourself on a new thread or reply to this one (or sacrifice something as a blood soaked offering, we're cool like that) and you will be upgraded into Basic Real Person status, which on this forum I believe I've set to "Recruit" status. The other forums and threads will be open to you.
  
• Note that your status title is tied to your post count and is an ongoing series of upgrades that will eventually resolve when you finally kill God. I know we're all looking forward to that. 
  
• I, as administrator, am not allowed to kill God (conflict of interest). So I get my own custom title which varies every now and again depending on how operatic I feel. 
  
• I think that about covers it. 
  

[Coldsaturn]

I know you didn't just spoiler the title arc finale

[ChicletPrime]

i would never! the final title is yet to be decided as i've only plotted out so far, but i will take it under advisement.

do we want to Kill God? or is this more of a wed, bed or behead situation?