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Formal Application by Donald W Baker - ChicletPrime - 06-01-2025 Formal Application
I shall begin first by learning to throw the knife, first at trees, until it sticks in the trunk and quivers every time; next from a chair, using only wrist and fingers, at a thing on the ground, a fresh ant hill or a fallen leaf, then at a moving object, perhaps a pieplate swinging on twine, until I pot it at least twice in three tries. Meanwhile, I shall be teaching the birds that the skinny fellow in sneakers is a source of suet and bread crumbs, first putting them on a shingle nailed to a pine tree, next scattering them on the needles, closer and closer to my seat, until the proper bird, a towhee, I think, in black and rust and gray, takes tossed crumbs six feet away. Finally, I shall coordinate conditioned reflex and functional form and qualify as Modern Man. You see the splash of blood and feathers and the blade pinning it to the tree? It's called an "Audubon Crucifix". The phrase has pleasing (even pious) connotations, like Arbeit Macht Frei, Molotov Cocktail, and Enola Gay. Arbeit Macht Frei - "labor liberates" was the slogan of the German Nazi Party Molotov Cocktail - a homemade hand grenade Enola Gay - the American plane that dropped the atom bomb on Hiroshima. |